What is a table you can eat?
A vegetable.
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What animal floats best?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What kind of bird can write?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do bees chew?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?