How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the mirror cross the road?