What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What are you studying in math?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?