Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How did the tree get lost?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?