What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?