What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How do you get to Tooth Island?