What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?