Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Because moms are priceless.
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where do hamsters come from?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?