When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What food is a man's best friend?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How does a penguin build its house?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?