What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket.
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Are baby skunks cute?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?