How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Roman numerals, IX.
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the fish blush?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?