Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?