Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?