What tree has the most bark?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the frog starve?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How are mountains able to see?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?