How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do bees chew?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?