Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
It was alright, alright, alright.
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What animal loves Indian food?