Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why are maps such great therapists?