Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why do hogs play so much football?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?