Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a peanut in space?