What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?