What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is the smallest lion?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?