Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?