How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where does breakfast live?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why do moms make good vintners?