Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What fish only swims at night?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How do bees get to school?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Which dog loves to rob banks?