What tree has the most bark?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is the opposite of coffee?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
I broke my finger!
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?