Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why was the dog overweight?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?