Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?