What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
Why was the horse so happy?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?