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Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
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What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the frog have a long face?