Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What words make the best athletes?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
A book just fell on my head.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What goes zzub, zzub?