Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What is the strongest animal?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?