Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
They always drop the ball.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why do cows make great bakers?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why do dogs run in circles?