Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do cats wear to work?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?