What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why is sand so optimistic?