What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
When do astronauts eat?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?