Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a dog in space?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?