Why do math teachers love March?
What insect runs away from everything?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?