Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?