Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why are goats so funny?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why was the bee sad?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?