Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What game do mice love to play?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?