Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What's the noisiest food?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How do amoebas make calls?