What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
C-antelope.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the frog starve?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's a forklift?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What fish only swims at night?
What's E.T. short for?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call a baby monkey?