What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What animal loves Indian food?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?