What did the stair machines call each other?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?