Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why was the dog overweight?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why is the beach so confident?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What does an attorney say when getting married?