Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?