Where did the hockey player get all his money?
From the tooth fairy!
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How do fish watch TV shows?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What game do cows play at parties?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?