Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
How does dinner smell?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why was the fish so smart?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call bears with no ears?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?