Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a short cow?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Which former US President was always cold?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?