What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call a peanut in space?