Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
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Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What is a tire's stance on economics?