What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you give an angry rhino?