On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?