On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the robot want for Christmas?