On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
hey're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?