What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What kind of dog loves to eat?