What's E.T. short for?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did you learn in school today, son?