Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why was the musician arrested?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?