What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
