Why did the dog put on a business suit?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Are baby skunks cute?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?