Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?