Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?