Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
A lie-brary.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Someone stole my mood ring!
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why do cats love to work?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call an old snowman?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?