Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What table can you never sit at?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?