What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do fairies always drink?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What is the definition of Robin?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How does dinner smell?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?