What did the calf play in the school band?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why do rhinos charge?