What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
What does a lion call an antelope?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What is the coolest country?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?