What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?