Why don't wolves like fast food?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
When should you start writing a book?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?