What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Taxidermy.
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What types of dogs are bilingual?