What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?