Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Which animals make the best football players?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Someone stole my mood ring!