Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
How long do chickens work?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?