What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why are ghosts always single?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?