What do you call a short cow?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How does a cow do math?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?